Talk to Your Daughter

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

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To prove to Debra he is a responsible parent, Ray decides to talk with Ally about sex.

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Vote for Debra

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

Debra decides to run for president of the school governing board.

Call Me Mom

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction. Katherine Helmond guest stars.

Ray and Debra agree to call their respective mothers-in-law "mom."

Mother's Day

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

A Mother's Day feud between Debra and Marie has the women refusing to speak to each other.

Missing Links

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Doug and Carrie search for a compatible couple to take with them to the firm's annual golf outing.

The King of Queens

Hero Worship

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

Doug's uncle (Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing for a sandwich shop Doug wants to open.

Screwed Driver

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

Doug's parents take over the house when Carrie goes on a business trip.

Lush Life

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

Doug tries to get Carrie inebriated so he can cheat on his diet.

Patrons Ain't

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Kramer is a stand-in on a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld

The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

A girlfriend poses as Jerry's wife so he can get a dry-cleaning discount.

The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

George must confront his cowardliness after he runs from a fire; Kramer dates Elaine's co-worker.

The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; George sells his father's clothes.

Burning Down the House

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

Christine considers a walk on the wild side, hoping Barb will think she is cool.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Happy Couple

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

Barb and Matthew pretend to be inseparable after Christine tries to keep them apart.

One and a Half Men

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

Christine's gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

A Decent Proposal

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas.

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Aunt Bee and the Lecturer

Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Investment

Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

Suppose Andy Gets Sick

Goober takes over at the office when Andy comes down with the flu.

Howard and Millie

Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works.

Welcome to Korea

As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.

Frank takes over; Hawkeye pursues departing Trapper.

M*A*S*H

Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicut (Mike Farrell).

Hawkeye says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicut.

Change of Command

Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.

A Rose for Lotta

A mining tycoon holds Little Joe hostage to divide the Cartwright clan and take over the Ponderosa; guest Yvonne De Carlo.

A vicious plot by silver barons to exploit the Ponderosa entails kidnapping Little Joe.

Bonanza

The Hanging of Newly O'Brien

Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country.

Gunsmoke

Susan Was Evil

A widow (Kathleen Nolan) falls in love with Matt's wounded prisoner at a remote way station.

The Deadly Innocent

Festus' ward, a mentally impaired young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a drover for tormenting a cat.

Festus' ward, a young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a man for tormenting a cat.

A Child Between

A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice.

A fugitive and his wife refuse to take Newley's medical help for their baby.

Goober Takes a Car Apart

Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.

The Rehabilitation of Otis

Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.

The Lucky Letter

Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.

Barney believes he is hexed when he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.

Goober and the Art of Love

Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.

Andy and Barney hope for some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.

Barney Runs for Sheriff

Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.

If I Had a Quarter-Million

Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.

Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery.

The Bigger Person

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

The First Time

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex. Charles Durning guest stars.

Debra and Ray have a flashback about the first time they had sex.

The Cult

The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.

Depressed Robert joins a support group that the family fears is a cult.

Counseling

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor.

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Saturday, October 19